Megan Fox Officially Off the Market

Men and women the world over can finally stop chasing the American dream – Megan Fox is officially Mrs. Brian Austin Green.

According to, the couple – who have been dating on and off since 2004 – wed last week at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii. Interesting, as the Transformers actress (a term loosely used, as she herself acknowledges her wavering talent ability) previously told at the premiere for Jonah Hex on June 17:

“It’s going to be years!” she told Us of her walk down the aisle. “I’m going to be 44 when I get married!”

Looks like she has a wavering ability at measuring time as well.

Congratulations to the pair!